"The Hook of Agonizing Frustration" Trashy Rank F Hook

Name: "The Hook of Agonizing Frustration" (Nickname) "Great Value Curved Needle"(Actual name from a company that couldnt afford to use the word "hook")
Type: Hook
Rank: F
Appearance: Slightly smaller than most hooks poorly wrapped yellowed-athletic tape on the handle. It is orange in color.

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Extras: Brizan found this cheap hook in the trunk of a vehicle he was renting next to two used condoms that were oddly made  of medium-grade suspendium(It was quite horrifying when they flew from the trunk at Briz's face) and a half drank bottle of beer. After washing the Hook off, and taking a better look at it. Brizan's hope's were dashed when he found out that it was about the lowest quality hook you could find(even for F). Brizan liked the color so he kept it anyways and gave it a rather imposing name for how much he is able to annoy both wild shinueh and his fellow researchers with it. There really isn't any weapon in the tower that can match the frustration levels of being bound or tripped by a hook... save a hook with a reel inventory attached.

Hahaha YES! definitely Approved!